Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Dani's Summer Job Watch: 2008 Edition!!!

Well it's that time of year again. That's right I'm looking for a summer job again. This year's search started off with a bang when I sent an email out to the jewish-boston email list. I quickly received back 5 emails from the same person each more sketchy then the last:

email #1

HEY I WORK AT A LAW OFFICE
I LOVE IT
OI AM 25 FEMALE MASS

ok but there is no need to yell at me!

email #2

U SIOUND REALLY SMART
I WORK AT A LAW OFFICE
I AM A LEGAL ASSISTANT!
I LIVE IN NEWTON
LETS CHAT
MAYBE CAN HELP U

well at least we're down to a normal font size now.

email #3

brandies agood school!
ermail me back


Wait who is bran and how did he die? I also don't have ermail.

email #4

where u liove



email #5

call mwe we can talk
id like to help
617 46 6549

well a full phone number would help.

Looks like this spring is going to be just as frustrating as springs past. If you can help me out let me know.

Side Rant

-Something that puzzled me: The local Aquarium is advertising a "Celebrate Seafood Dinner Series". Isn't that the equivalent of the zoo having a monkey burger extravaganza?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you should follow up with her. You might get a summer job or a summer fling, or both. it's a no lose situation. And you can teach her how to spell.

Aviatrix said...
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Anonymous said...

Am I the only one that noticed that Dani went more than a year between posts? Maybe I am because no one else checks any more. Woah how the might have fallen....

Anonymous said...

Is Danisrant ever going to post again?