Friday, July 21, 2006

Summer Side Rants

Side Rants

-I went to Hershey Park with the camp and was very disappointed. Not that it’s a bad amusement park or anything but that other then the factory tour ride and that they sell chocolate in the gift shops nothing makes it HERSHEY Park. It’s just like any other amusement park. I expected more of a chocolate theme to the rides and everything.

-Satellite internet sucks! At camp it’s the only “broadband” connection available to us. It’s twice the price of cable and DSL and about a quarter of the speed! And if it rains or gets cloudy it gets even slower!

-So Keyon Dooling of the Orlando Magic came to camp today and he brought his father along for the trip. So Keyon is in the shower and his father is in the office with a bunch of the counselors. He calls us around him to huddle and the following ensues:
Mr. Dooling: Now you guys are men right?
Us: Yea!
Mr. Dooling: You’re real men right?
Us: Yea!
Mr. Dooling: Alright then, now go out there and go get some pussy!!!
Most random thing ever! Even better then the time when Curly Boo Johnson of the Harlem Globetrotters walks out of our office bathroom and says: “Consider this your warning: no one go in there for the next two hours!”

6 comments:

Karban Nesanel said...

haha thats awesome. do i know this councelor...? the most popular one...sounds like i'd know them if you know what i mean.

and how you gonna get some in an all boys camp...?

Court Appointed Lawyer said...

First off Toni you are gay, you have no friends and obviously he's not mentioning the person's name for a reason... Piss off!
Second, Dani some legal advice for ya! you better hope "said parents" arent too computer savy b/c putting all that info on the internet isnt the smartest thing... esp b/c it's inside info

Karban Nesanel said...

cal...try spelling my name right. and also i never asked who it is, i asked if i know him--i know maybe 6 or 7 councelors there that dani knows of. and, i actually do know the guy. sux for you i guess.

Ari B. said...

Wow, a celebrity who's willing to admit that his crap stinks...

The Etzem said...

dani is the camp guy who threatend to fire u r lipman cuz if so thats the last straw. nobody treats a yankee fan like that on my watch and gets away with it. if he or kahana didnt get me a autograph from my boy channing frye ill kill him.

Ari B. said...

Awww, Dani just got deuced...