Well the people are demanding that I post and since when have I ever denied my fans? Tonight my sister informed me that according to Roth (whom I have never met) I have turned into a legend at Yesodei and I’d just like to make a plea to my followers: I would love to come and visit my alma mater and show you what a fine Yesodei graduate is. But the problem is airfare is too high and I don’t have enough cash and my parents certainly aren’t paying for it. So I’m just asking that all my loyal followers at Yesodei start a fly Dani to Israel fund and bring your alumni president home. And as an added bonus if you raise enough money I will waive my speaking fees when and I come to visit. What a deal!
Side Rants
-Argh! I’m getting my first taste of work since first semester of senior year in high school! I have a 3-5 page paper due on Monday and two mid-terms on Tuesday (politics and econ). And to top it off I have no idea what to write the paper on. I stared at a blank Word screen for an hour today before I gave up and decided that I’m going to have to sleep on it and save it for Sunday. I really didn’t want to do that. I shouldn’t fret too much though because we aren’t getting graded on this draft. I get a revision but there is just so much one can revise something.
-Back home again for this shabbos. New advisor lunch at the Miller’s though us newbies aren’t invited for dinner. I think I’ll manage to survive though.
-Well I hope this satisfies all your demands for a new post. Savor it because it may be a while till the next given my current rate of production.
About Me
- Dani B.
- Brookline, Massachusetts, United States
- Here is my life the short academic only version (which I guess really wasn't my life if you look at my grades!) Graduated Maimonides, went to Yesodei HaTorah, at Brandeis.
14 comments:
You're so full of it. And no I will never donate/sell my soul to a bring dani home fund.... although I do hear that you great deals on a return flight when you make aliyah....
you shoulda seen the first thing roth said to Shifra--and all cuz she's a yankee fan...
dani baronofsky an ncsy advisor? wow.
i'll donate a dollar if you come visit me at bar ilan while your there.
So you can buy the cadillac of cellphones but you cant afford a ticket to israel?
Not invited to dinner? The nerve. You could have had my seat. I would have been just fine sitting on the couch!
Dani u will never be a legend at yesodei!!
Anonymous, for starters have enough cohones to post a name if you're gonna attempt to rag on me. Secondly I already am a yesodei legend (not to mention the alumni ascociation president) so you're wrong too!
Instead of flying dani, fly me!! And yes it was me who said dani is not a legend, well all know who really stood out last year in yesodei!!
wait, i'm still a bigger legend than dani, right?
cuz, me being far cooler and all that...
right?
i actually hear avishais name quoted by the rebbeim more times than dani's is...
Squishy is cooler than all of you!!
squishy is by far cooler...how are the kittens?
You're a legend? Can I say that I knew you when?
I am by far the biggest Yesodei legend.
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