Facebook

So after months and months of avoiding it I have finally joined facebook.com. If you’ve ever talked to me about you’ll know that I think facebook.com is all that is ill and wrong with society today. The reason I joined is for one purpose only and that is to hunt down and destroy people in the game of assassins. I think it’s a very noble purpose. After all it is for money. Avishai was nice enough to compose the following obituary for my integrity which he placed on my wall:

Daniel Baronofsky’s integrity died 12:00 pm Tuesday September 13th 2005, at the age of several months. Baronofsky’s integrity, an outspoken opponent of the electronic partitioning of the cultural phenomenon known as “Facebook”, as well as an icon of the San Francisco Croquet Club, died peacefully, while sleeping, at his dorm in Waltham, after a short struggle of morals versus convenience which had spread throughout his body. Baronofsky was famous for such statements as “facebook is so gay and superficial” and “it is all that is ill in the world.” His wife Treo was at his side when his integrity stopped breathing.

p.s. you so want to be my friend on facebook!

Side Rants

-We started assassins this morning. So far I’ve made one kill and I’m after my next victim.

-This isn’t a real side rant. It’s just here so I can still put “side rants” at the top implying there is more then one. So at a quick glance it does look like I have side rants.